| Does Anyone Give Their Cat a Bath? | | My Cat is an indoor cat, and he keeps himself clean. I have tried to use the waterless cleaner on him to "freshen him up", but he doesn't go for it. I can't imagine being able to give a cat a real bath. Has anyone had to bathe their outdoor cats?THE FOLLOWING IS A JOKE, OF COURSE!How to Wash the Cat/ Toilet Cleaning Instructions:1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse.6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself... | |
| | Are dogs smarter than cats? | | My cat gives paws, waits in every door opening until I say she can enter the room, only takes a poo or pee in their special cat toilet, etc... Do you think dogs could do that too? Do you think dogs are smarter than cats? Tell me all about it | |
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