| signs that you have grown up. | | 1.Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.3.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.4. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.5. You watch the Weather Channel.6. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and
" break up."7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.8.Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."9. You're the one calling the police because those%&@# kids
next door won't turn down the stereo.10. You don't know what time McDonald's closes anymore.11. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
leftovers.13. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.14. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!15. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
beginning of one. 16. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
upset, rather than settle, your stomach.17. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests Or morning after pills . 18. A R... | |
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| do you think youre old? | | 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."10. You're the one calling the police because those%&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy... | |
| | Cat that keeps getting swollen mouth???? | | My 4 year old cat goes through periods of where his bottom lip will swell. I thought about what could be causing this but it has done it for a long time now. It will get better then a month or so later it gets swollen again. I've thought of everything from biting on paper to rubbing it on the screen looking out the window. He is a house cat and has had his claws removed as well as neutered. I've had him on a healthy diet since a kitten and even had to put him on a Science Diet formula due to his size.
I've moved residences with him and it puffed up at the old place too. Any ideas as to why his lip and chin could keep puffing up from month to month even though he don't bite on anything other than food? | |
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| 25 Signs that you have grown up | | 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.6. You watch the Weather Channel.7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up."8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."10. You're the one calling the police because those%&@.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo.11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.13. Your Car Insurance goes down and your car payments go up.14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.16. You take naps.17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 1 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your... | |
| | the big SCOOP | | Ok here it is I dont know what to do I have a great dane and he has always had really really loose stools,great danes dont have lil poops either so does anyone know how I can change this,what I can feed him?What is the best dog food?please any help will be greatly appreciated | |
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| What brand of dog food do you feed your dog? | | I recently bought an adorable pure breed bichon bolognese female puppy. She is awesome, but i did have a little trouble finding out what dog food she likes the best. She likes CEASER the best, and it's not cheap either, but she is worth it. I've tried SCIENCE DIET, and she didn't like it AT ALL! I tried pedigree and she wasn't crazy about it either. I got her some vitamins too so she will be healthy - she eat's 1/2 a tab a day. It's working out good FINALLY! So what brand does your doggie like best? | |
| | 25 Signs You Are Getting Old | | Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 a.m . is when you get up, not when you go to bed.You hear your favorite song in an elevator.You watch the Weather Channel.Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”You’re the one calling the police because those%&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.You take naps.Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty... | |
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| Signs that you have grown up! ( Jokes ) | | 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those%&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and... | |
| | I was going through some jokes i had saved . | | I thought I would share this one and see what you think.
Fast Forward: 25 Signs You’ve Grown Up 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 600 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.“ 10. You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door won’t turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6!! PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings... | |
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